Megatale: Diesel’s puzzle

UZ approached a clearing where diesel and Nigel were standing, in the clearing was a piece of paper with some writing on it.
“User! I hope you are ready for..” he paused dramatically. “Diesel!? Where is the puzzle?!”
“It’s right there on the ground.” She responded. “Trust me. There is no way he can get past this one.”
UZ walked up to the paper and looked at it. It seemed like it was a word search for children. He walked past it and up to Nigel.
“Diesel! The walked right past it!” He said.
“Whoops. I knew I should had used today’s crossword instead.” She shrugged.
“What?! Crossword?! I can’t believe you said that! In my opinion, junior jumble is easily the hardest!” He exclaimed.
“What that easy-peasy word scramble?” She asked. “That’s for little kids.”
“Un-believable!” He said “User! Solve this disputes!”
He choose jumble over crossword.
“Ha ha! Yes! Other internet users must be very intelligent!” He exclaimed happily. “If they also find junior jumble so difficult! Nyeh heh heh!”
Nigel left to the next area. He walked up to Diesel
“Thanks for saying junior jumble just to appease my brother.” She said. “Yesterday he got stumped trying to “solve” the horoscope.”
UZ chuckled as he moved on. He walked up to see a plate of pizza on a table next to a microwave. It was so cold it was stuck to the table. There was a note attached that read. ‘User! Please enjoy this pizza! (But little do you do you know it’s a actually a trap to entice you! You’ll be so busy eating it that you’ll never realized you aren’t progressing! Thoroughly japes again but the great Nigel!)
-nyeh heh heh
Nigel.
UZ tried valiantly to remove the pizza from the table but it was no use. He had hoped to have a nice meal but alas, he trudged on.