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Re: WAR ANTICS
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:22 pm
by rsjones76
American Commander: Surrender now or face the wrath of this Happy Meal
Enemy Lookout: Am I tripping?
Enemy Lookout 2: Yeah Probably
Enemy Commander: We will not surrender to the likes of you
American Commander: Chefs you know what to do
Team Mac: ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD
Re: WAR ANTICS
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:24 pm
by rsjones76
(BOOM)
Enemy Commander: We're losing Where is that bomb
Enemy Lookout: Its on a plane
(Plane Blows up)
(Lookout gets hit by Shrapnel)
Enemy Troop: Lookout Down!!!
Enemy Lookout 2: THEY'VE GOT A TANK
American Commander: FIRE!!!!!!
(EXPLOSION)
Enemy Lookout 2: NO! COMMANDER!
Enemy Commander: (Coughs) Leave me I'm just a Wrapper on the restaurant Floor
Enemy Lookout 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Enemy Lookout 2: TEAM! FIRE THE MISSILES!!!!
Enemy Soldiers: YES SIR!!!!!
(Missile Fires)
(Tank Explodes)
American Soldier: Commander Tank Down,
American Commander: That's It, AFTER THIS ACT THEY'LL BE LIKE TACO BELL, THEY DON'T LINGER, Bomber Time
Enemy Lookout 2: Oh shoot
(BAM BOOM)
(Enemy Fortress Collapses)
American Soldier: We Won I can't believe it
After this event the world returned to normal
Ps: Enemy team was gonna Russia and this would be at the time of the cold war
But due to recent events in Russia I decided not too
I also decided it might not be best to joke about the cold war
I hope you enjoyed this series
Re: WAR ANTICS
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 12:21 am
by rsjones76
10 Years after the great Fast food war
Crime Boss: You got da goods?
Criminal American Soldier: Here's the Gun
Crime Boss: Time to Assassinate the US Presiden
FBI: ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD!!!!!!
Crime Boss: Oh not again
FBI: GET OUT HERE THIS IS DOMINO'S WE GOT YOUR PIZZA
Crime Boss: WHAT DA!?!?!!?
FBI: OPEN UP TH THE PIZZA'S GETTING COLD!!!!!!!!
Crime Boss: RETREAT!!!!!!!
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS)
FBI: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE AFTEREFFECTS OF TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Crime Boss: WHY!!!!!!?!??!?!??!?
FBI: YOU WON'T LINGER
Crime Boss: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
FBI: WE DON'T CUT CORNERS
Crime Boss: HIDE BEHIND THE CORNERS!!!!!!
FBI: WE DON'T CUT CORNERS
Crime Boss: ITS THE END
FBI: YOU'VE HIT THE BOTTOM OF THE FRY BASKET DON
Crime Boss: WELL I JUST GOT A REFILL!!!!!!!!
(Crime Boss kicks FBI)
FBI: HE'S EVIL AND FUNNY!?!!?!?!?
FBI: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!?!?!?!!
Crime Boss: Don't forget to tip your server