JoeFilms Shorts

[81Ceta_Deta]

Hahaha, good one.

I got sunburned... what’s the sun?

That, my friend, is a false thing. Tell me, has anyone ever touched the sun? The answer is "NO". Why then? If it is real, why hath no one ever touched it? Because it is just a spot i the ozone layer of intense heat. THERE IS NO SUN! Anyone ho tells you otherwise is A LIAR!!!!! (I play a pretty good idiot, don't I?)

Indeed.

[JoeFilms]

Nigel, I do thank thee for attempting to protect this holy sanctum.
But alas, Broom time is over.

I saw Parabellum last night, and I'm feeling inspired.

The Joe Wick Pistol is coming out now.

[Murple]

Nigel, I do thank thee for attempting to protect this holy sanctum.
But alas, Broom time is over.

I saw Parabellum last night, and I'm feeling inspired.

The Joe Wick Pistol is coming out now.

Cr@p...

[Jason-101]

I got sunburned taking corn bread out of the oven.

[Cinimod64]

Nigel, I do thank thee for attempting to protect this holy sanctum.
But alas, Broom time is over.

I saw Parabellum last night, and I'm feeling inspired.

The Joe Wick Pistol is coming out now.

HISSSSS!
*scatters*

[Jason-101]

Can you get a sunburn while lighting up a candle. ?

[Simek4]

Can you get a sunburn while lighting up a candle. ?

Yup!

[RedThree]

Can you get a sunburn while lighting up a candle. ?

Yup!

I get burned just thinking about light.

Serious answer: Burned, yes. Sunburnt, no. A sunburn is UV rays damaging the cells in your skin, and your body attempting to fix the damage.

[nigelninja11]

My apologies Joe.


GUYS! GO TO ANOTHER FLIPPING THREAD! QUIT TALKING ABOUT SUNBURNS! THIS IS JOE’S THREAD!

[TheMegaContruxtors]

Burn