Srgt. Green: ODST's protect the sammich!
ODST's: YES SIR!! With our lives sir!!
Srgt. Green: NO ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!! ITS NOT EVEN EDIBLE!!!
ODST's: WHAT??? YOU MADE US CRASH LAND IN A DESERT TO PROTECT A SAMMICH YOU WONT EAT!?!?
Srgt. Green: ..... yes
Randomwich
1: Spread mustard and hot sauce on pretzel bread.
2: Put rice on top of the mustard.
3: Place old, frozen pizza on the rice.
4: Put a frozen waffle on the rice.
5: Heap a generous amount of chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, marshmallows, and blueberries on the waffle.
6: Put rice on the heap of goodies.
7: Put pizza on the rice.
8: Add mustard and hot sauce on the pizza.
9: Finish by putting pretzel bread on top.
10: DO NOT EAT NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT TO!!!!!
ODST's: YES SIR!! With our lives sir!!
Srgt. Green: NO ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!! ITS NOT EVEN EDIBLE!!!
ODST's: WHAT??? YOU MADE US CRASH LAND IN A DESERT TO PROTECT A SAMMICH YOU WONT EAT!?!?
Srgt. Green: ..... yes
Randomwich
1: Spread mustard and hot sauce on pretzel bread.
2: Put rice on top of the mustard.
3: Place old, frozen pizza on the rice.
4: Put a frozen waffle on the rice.
5: Heap a generous amount of chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, marshmallows, and blueberries on the waffle.
6: Put rice on the heap of goodies.
7: Put pizza on the rice.
8: Add mustard and hot sauce on the pizza.
9: Finish by putting pretzel bread on top.
10: DO NOT EAT NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT TO!!!!!