By imakeboringpostandreplies
Jan 01, 2023
This is part 1 so go check out part 2 for the rest of the story, I couldn’t put captions so I’ll have to type it in here.
William: “Ma’am! We found something strange, come take a look!”
William: “What do you think it is?” Captain Joyce: “Not sure but everybody stand back and get ready to fire, I’ll go touch it”
Captain Joyce: “Didn’t seem to move, let’s just get back on our razorback and not get distracted by this”
Billy: “ENEMY HOSTILE!!!” Captain Joyce: “ OPEN FIRE IMMEDIATELY!”
BILLY: “HELPPPPP!!!!”
William: “ What in gods name is that thing!?! We’ve never seen this thing before” Captain Joyce: “I have no idea what that is either but we should focus on evacuating this place immediately!”
Captain Joyce: “WILLIAM!!!!!”
William: “Ma’am! We found something strange, come take a look!”
William: “What do you think it is?” Captain Joyce: “Not sure but everybody stand back and get ready to fire, I’ll go touch it”
Captain Joyce: “Didn’t seem to move, let’s just get back on our razorback and not get distracted by this”
Billy: “ENEMY HOSTILE!!!” Captain Joyce: “ OPEN FIRE IMMEDIATELY!”
BILLY: “HELPPPPP!!!!”
William: “ What in gods name is that thing!?! We’ve never seen this thing before” Captain Joyce: “I have no idea what that is either but we should focus on evacuating this place immediately!”
Captain Joyce: “WILLIAM!!!!!”