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By Dieselgirl8 Mar 02, 2018
Not the best tea bag I’ve ever drawn but it’s Koala-tea

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AiasOileus Mar 03, 2018

@cod55 I think you missed a word in your comment between "you" and "a." And although English makes the "p" in pterodactyl silent, it really shouldn't be. That is English using odd pronunciation rules for foreign words. Modern English often messes up words derived from Greek and Latin. Knossos, also should have the k pronounced. Early English pronounced the "kn" words with both the k and the n. They got lazy basically, I motion that we bring back those silent letters.

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TheArbiterofblocks Mar 03, 2018

Who in Halo orbits people? The Orbiter!!

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cod55 Mar 03, 2018

That's really funny. I've got one, why can't you a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The pee is silent!

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AiasOileus Mar 02, 2018

Ha ha. Here is one you may like that I read once: I entered ten puns in a contest, to see who would win. No pun in ten did.

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SpartanGregor113 Mar 02, 2018

@cod55 Whaddya call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Boo101 Mar 02, 2018

Lol I love it!

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DBMAN1 Mar 02, 2018

NOTE that was not a swear word.

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DBMAN1 Mar 02, 2018

I watched a show about beavers... I WAS THE BEST DAM SHOW I'VE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE!

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DBMAN1 Mar 02, 2018

INSERT EYE-ROLL AND FACEPALM HERE.

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mrjustin412 Mar 02, 2018

HA! Love it!

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cod55 Mar 02, 2018

And what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer!

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cod55 Mar 02, 2018

How do you measure things on May 4th? With an inch-ilada!

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Dieselgirl8 Mar 02, 2018

@TheArbiterofblocks yes lets

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TheArbiterofblocks Mar 02, 2018

Lol!! Let's besiege the Gallery with dad jokes and puns!!

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nigelninja11 Mar 02, 2018

@drThunderbuckle YEAAAAAA

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