“Day 43. Stabby still hasn’t left my office. Wait, I have my phone. I can call for help! Oh no. It heard me. Oh this is bad. Here he comes! AAAAAGGHGAHGAHAGAHGAAAAGAH!!!!!!....... oh yeah, he can’t get me while I’m on a table.”
Nigel, what have you created?!
Nigel, what have you created?!