Halloween Contest: "Strings Attached" (Reupload)

I attempted to edit my previous post and it was deleted instead. I am now reuploading it so that Z has it when he judges. (Hey, Mega? Perhaps if the new version of a post isn't fit for moderation, leave the post as the original version instead of deleting it entirely, please? It's quite vexing when a post like this gets removed after an edit.)

-Gregor