CENTREUIN THE CONQUEROR (now available)

Commander centreuin (I know general is a higher rank but I prefer commader and google can't give me a straight answer):FREE LAND (poof) ahhhhh
-halt! You may not enter!
commader centreuin:you can just kill them
(Pew pew pew pew)
Commander centreuin: a resounding victory?
-of course sire
Commander centreuin:great then we move that way towards taco salamander12's land
-but sire we don't have the power to fight a war! And besides didn't we just kill them
Commander centreuin: no that's a random dummy and YES OF COURSE WE CAN FIGHT A WAR NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN