Driving a tank gone horribly wrong

Centreuin:yeah this thing can pierce 50mm armor with a single hit and can handle up to 200 morter shots!
random:I guess that's cool
centreuin:say do you wanna take a ride in it?
random:yeah sure
(Both hop in)
centreuin:press the engine button
random:yeah sure *beep* ok there pretty sure it was that one
centreuin:OH NO YOU PRESSED THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON
random:WHAT DO WE DO!!!
centreuin:I'm inmortal sooo we should be worrying about you so I'm just gonna yeet ya
random:oh
(YEET)
(BOOM)
random:centreuin why aren't you moving?
centreuin:I'm tired I don't wanna do anything just go take seat or something
random:oh ok I'll wait here then